the following post shall in no means or another be referred to me. no.

girls, a must use valentine day's catch phrase. (; especially if you're on a tight diet.

there's something about witty adverts that makes me love them so. they come in good forms of english, they always do. i mean, the same meanings substituted by different words would give a totally different feel, somewhat turned off, dont you think?
eg. sibei ex vegee-tables and shit coloured marshmallows, you shouldnt lah, aiyo.
besides, i suppose its officially proven that guys who speak good english are tentatively more attractive, yes? definitely.

i was talking to my other primary school friend yesterday, lets just call her abdul (;

abdul: and your sucky school's ip debates team beat ours
me: yes, i was there ytd. haha were you? i saw jov. hmm, now thats smthing to mention during our open house (;
abdul: i wasn't i was shopping in orchard. nvm our openhouse will be more fun as usual (:
me: haha. im so sure abdul, im so sure.
abdul: you should be
me: OKAY, right back at me huh.
abdul: haha now we all sound so intellectual
me: haha, we do?
abdul: you type in full sentences!
me: haha, i always do, in case you havent noticed (;
abdul: what has temasek done to you
abdul: you are supposed to be less smart then i am
me: lols, i am i am. thats why im retained, hello.


okay of course there were other factors contributing to the 'intellectual' part, but thats basically the essence of it. ahh essence, i like. it sounds, yummy. (; hahaha, i think i just splattered a whole lot of the conversation. but it'll do you good to spend time reading all this crap, afterall its not like we dont waste our time each bloody day, anyway.


oh, and another thing, i adore fullstops. (;